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Engrish
« Online: 15 de Fevereiro de 2008, 17:16:36 »
I have just bought a new flashlight (one of those that you can recharge by pressing a lever - neat). Naturally, it was made in
China. On the side of the box there is what I can only describe as a piece of engrish zen. Enjoy:
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PRODUCT CHARCTERISTICS (sic)

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new
science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm (sic).

2. No need any power.no environmental pollution.
Low noise and health (comment: WTF!  :stunned:)
Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift. (comment: ???)

3. Constantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and
blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, (comment: Whoho! I brain clever!)
hand and brain coordinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.


For those interested in engrish (and who want to become brain clever): http://www.engrish.com
You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean.

Alan Watts

Offline Thufir Hawat

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Re: Engrish
« Resposta #1 Online: 15 de Fevereiro de 2008, 17:22:01 »
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PRODUCT CHARCTERISTICS (sic)

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new
science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm (sic).

2. No need any power.no environmental pollution.
Low noise and health (comment: WTF!  :stunned:)
Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift. (comment: ???)

3. Constantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and
blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, (comment: Whoho! I brain clever!)
hand and brain coordinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.



EDIT:Changed the fail image.
« Última modificação: 15 de Fevereiro de 2008, 17:24:53 por Thufir Hawat »
Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus is forgotten, because languages die and mathematical ideas do not. "Immortality" may be a silly word, but probably a mathematician has the best chance of whatever it may mean.
G. H. Hardy, in "A Mathematician's Apology"

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Re: Engrish
« Resposta #2 Online: 16 de Fevereiro de 2008, 17:25:24 »
When I want to turn my MP3 player off, I have to "mantain press button to power down". :D

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Re: Engrish
« Resposta #3 Online: 16 de Fevereiro de 2008, 20:09:13 »
Epic Fail.
MSN: fabulous3700@hotmail.com

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Re: Engrish
« Resposta #4 Online: 17 de Fevereiro de 2008, 23:23:41 »
Engrish makes my head ache, holy shit.

I have just bought a new flashlight (one of those that you can recharge by pressing a lever - neat).

How does it work? Do you have pictures?

 

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