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What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Online: 23 de Junho de 2008, 18:54:20 »
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My results:

You Have a 29% Chance of Survival!


Dammit! I must buy a shotgun and learn to make explosives... ::)

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
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"De tanto ver triunfar as nulidades; de tanto ver prosperar a desonra, de tanto ver crescer a injustiça. De tanto ver agigantarem-se os poderes nas mãos dos maus, o homem chega a desanimar-se da virtude, a rir-se da honra e a ter vergonha de ser honesto." - Rui Barbosa

http://umzumbipordia.blogspot.com - Porque a natureza te odeia e a epidemia zumbi é só a cereja no topo do delicioso sundae de horror que é a vida.

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"De tanto ver triunfar as nulidades; de tanto ver prosperar a desonra, de tanto ver crescer a injustiça. De tanto ver agigantarem-se os poderes nas mãos dos maus, o homem chega a desanimar-se da virtude, a rir-se da honra e a ter vergonha de ser honesto." - Rui Barbosa

http://umzumbipordia.blogspot.com - Porque a natureza te odeia e a epidemia zumbi é só a cereja no topo do delicioso sundae de horror que é a vida.

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #6 Online: 24 de Junho de 2008, 21:37:26 »
47 %. But I guess this number would be even smaller if we considered that my front door is made of glass  :susto:

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #7 Online: 25 de Junho de 2008, 19:41:44 »
Diegojaf is a cop, he may have more chances.

I my case, the test is subjetive. For example, I answered that I could build a "bomb", while I had in mind a molotov cocktail.

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #8 Online: 25 de Junho de 2008, 19:53:52 »
In fact, the only thing you need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse is to fall in love. Couples in love usually survive in the movies!

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #9 Online: 25 de Junho de 2008, 19:58:43 »
In fact, the only thing you need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse is to fall in love. Couples in love usually survive in the movies!
Not in zoombie movies... :|

"De tanto ver triunfar as nulidades; de tanto ver prosperar a desonra, de tanto ver crescer a injustiça. De tanto ver agigantarem-se os poderes nas mãos dos maus, o homem chega a desanimar-se da virtude, a rir-se da honra e a ter vergonha de ser honesto." - Rui Barbosa

http://umzumbipordia.blogspot.com - Porque a natureza te odeia e a epidemia zumbi é só a cereja no topo do delicioso sundae de horror que é a vida.

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #10 Online: 25 de Junho de 2008, 20:10:40 »
I said usually. But it's true that the "falling in love" tactics works better in other genres of horror movies...

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #11 Online: 26 de Junho de 2008, 21:39:06 »
You just must NOT consume the love. Or you will die by sex
"The patient refused an autopsy."

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Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
« Resposta #12 Online: 27 de Junho de 2008, 15:17:00 »
Definitly! And to aid you guys on the the art of surviving a horror movie, please, read carefully the following  guide. It may save your life:



   1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
   2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
   3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
   4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
   5. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go alone.
   6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
   7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
   8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, get the hell out!
   9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.
  10. Do not take anything from the dead.
  11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
  12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
  13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
  14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
  15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here:
          * Amityville
          * Elm Street
          * Transylvania
          * Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one)
          * anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold
          * the Bermuda Triangle
          * any small town in Maine
  16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
  17. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
  18. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example:
          * chainsaws
          * staple guns
          * hedge trimmers
          * electric carving knives
          * combines
          * lawnmowers
          * butane torches
          * soldering irons
          * band saws
          * any devices made from deceased companions.
  19. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
  20. If you have just smoked dope, gotten drunk with a bunch of stupid frat boys or, especially, just had sex, you are as good as dead, so just kiss it good-bye!

Know the facts, folks. These aren't just suggestions....

http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/horrorMovieRules.html

 

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