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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3775 Online: 04 de Agosto de 2019, 02:15:50 »
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse and soon she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
‘But how will I let you know the baby is born?’ asked the nurse.
‘Just send me a postcard and write “spaghetti” on the back.’
Six months later the doctor’s wife called him at the office and said that he had received a strange postcard from Europe. When the doctor arrived home that evening, he read the card and immediately collapsed to the floor with a heart attack. While the paramedics were preparing to rush him to hospital, one asked the wife what had precipitated the cardiac arrest. Still mystified, she picked up the card and read: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti – two with sausage and meatballs, two without.’
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« Resposta #3776 Online: 04 de Agosto de 2019, 15:34:02 »
Why Beer is Better Than Religion:
● If you have a beer, you don’t go around door to door trying to give it to someone else.
● Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer.
● You don’t have to wait over 2,000 years for a second beer.
● No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
● Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
● You can prove you have a beer.
● There are laws saying beer labels can’t lie to you.
● There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
● They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
● You can switch your brand of beer whenever you want without losing your beer-drinking friends.
● If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop.
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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3777 Online: 12 de Agosto de 2019, 09:44:14 »
Dia dos pais

Não devemos resisitir às tentações: elas podem não voltar.
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« Resposta #3778 Online: 16 de Agosto de 2019, 01:18:51 »
What if the problem is the question? "Does god exist?", asked the philosopher of religion.

"Why don't you get a job?", answered the skeptic.
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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3779 Online: 16 de Agosto de 2019, 09:37:36 »
What if the problem is the question? "Does god exist?", asked the philosopher of religion.

"Why don't you get a job?", answered the skeptic.
Skeptic, cético em inglês, parece uma pessoa torta de olho arregalado andando claudicante
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Até onde eu sei eu não sei.

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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3780 Online: 16 de Agosto de 2019, 09:43:00 »
Vai uma excepcionalmente em português para que idiotas como eu entendam. Não que tenha por aqui...






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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3781 Online: 23 de Agosto de 2019, 09:54:56 »
Santa ingenuidade



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« Resposta #3782 Online: 23 de Agosto de 2019, 10:24:11 »
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Até onde eu sei eu não sei.

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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3783 Online: 23 de Agosto de 2019, 19:48:38 »
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Re:Piadinhas
« Resposta #3784 Online: Ontem às 15:20:55 »
Não devemos resisitir às tentações: elas podem não voltar.
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