Tópico: Will you go to the Hell or Heaven?

[Jeanioz]

 Will you go to the Hell or Heaven?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=322486&first=yes

You scored as GOD.     



Omg you are the almighty GOD! you never done anything wrong, you have been nice to people… good job (hehe)

GOD
   
   50%

Heaven
   
   45%

Satan
   
   15%

Hell
   
   10%

I am more God than God itself...

[Raphael]

I will to cemetery.

[Jeanioz]

The cemetary is the only certainty in the death…

But… exists a postmortem life?

Religious people think that is bad to think that it doesn't exists.

So, I will create a well pretty place to live my postmortem life, if not I will enter in depression and commit suicide…

[Raphael]

Not, certainly life does not exist after the death. The religious peoples most of the time, are missed. Depression is cool, suicide is weakness, well, is what I find.

Bye.

[Eremita]

Why that "I am a German" in the test? lol
German people are bad? Lol, so I wanna be German!

I will to cemetery.

I won't. I will die in the middle of a jungle, and my body won't be find. So, my family will not be suckin-in-the-cemetery-with-flowers-and-tears-and-nonsense-talk-and-bullshit.

[Raphael]

Why that "I am a German" in the test? lol
German people are bad? Lol, so I wanna be German!

I will to cemetery.

I won't. I will die in the middle of a jungle, and my body won't be find. So, my family will not be suckin-in-the-cemetery-with-flowers-and-tears-and-nonsense-talk-and-bullshit.

The book it on the table.

Funny.

I go for the cemetary, but before I go to donate to my parts.

[Jeanioz]

[Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

Why that "I am a German" in the test? lol
German people are bad? Lol, so I wanna be German!

I will to cemetery.

I won't. I will die in the middle of a jungle, and my body won't be found. So, my family will not be suckin-in-the-cemetery-with-flowers-and-tears-and-nonsense-talk-and-bullshit.

The book is on the table.

Funny.

I go for the cemetary, but before I go to donate to my parts.

[/Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

[Raphael]

[Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

Why that "I am a German" in the test? lol
German people are bad? Lol, so I wanna be German!

I will to cemetery.

I won't. I will die in the middle of a jungle, and my body won't be found. So, my family will not be suckin-in-the-cemetery-with-flowers-and-tears-and-nonsense-talk-and-bullshit.

The book is on the table.

Funny.

I go for the cemetary, but before I go to donate to my parts.

[/Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

No, no. É google translater mesmo.

[Jeanioz]

[Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

Why that "I am a German" in the test? lol
German people are bad? Lol, so I wanna be German!

I will to cemetery.

I won't. I will die in the middle of a jungle, and my body won't be found. So, my family will not be suckin-in-the-cemetery-with-flowers-and-tears-and-nonsense-talk-and-bullshit.

The book is on the table.

Funny.

I go for the cemetary, but before I go to donate to my parts.

[/Jeanioz English Corrector 1.0]

No, no. É google translater mesmo.

No, no! I changed the interface...

[Felius]

You scored as Satan.     



Omg you are EV1L! you are definitly going to hell… you are worse than satan!

Satan   30%

Hell   25%

Heaven   15%

GOD   15%

There is also another test:

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Edit: Also, fixed the language. I could've swear this wasn't here.

[Jeanioz]

You scored as Satan.     



Omg you are EV1L! you are definitly going to hell… you are worse than satan!

Satan   30%

Hell   25%

Heaven   15%

GOD   15%

Tambem tem o outro teste, sobre qual circulo do inferno voce vai:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo ------------ Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2 ---------------------- Lustful - Very High
Level 3 ---------------------- Gluttonous - Very High
Level 4 ---------------------- Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 ---------------------- Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Very High
Level 7 ---------------------- Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus --------- Treacherous - High



Well... let´s make a civil war in this city and to demand better conditions of afterlife...

[LuizJB]

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level   Who are sent there?   Score
Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Moderate
Level 2    Lustful    Very High
Level 3    Gluttonous    Low
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low


Who is next to me in the sixth level of hell  ?

[Nightstalker]

I will go to Valhalla, the land of the brave!

[Jeanioz]

I will go to Valhalla, the land of the brave!

Have faith and you will go there!

[Felius]

I will go to Valhalla, the land of the brave!

Have faith and you will go there!

It's not about faith. It's about WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeanioz]

I will go to Valhalla, the land of the brave!

Have faith and you will go there!

It's not about faith. It's about WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What´s the difference?

[Felius]

I will go to Valhalla, the land of the brave!

Have faith and you will go there!

It's not about faith. It's about WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What´s the difference?

It's more honest

[Tarcísio]

I have been in jail for raping my mother.

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