Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes BeerApril 18, 2007 | Issue 43•16
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—A team of three out-of-work stem cell biologists announced Monday that, after four weeks of rigorous observation and field testing, the evidence conclusively shows that chief researcher Dr. Henry Rogers' dog Franklin likes beer.
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Rogers and McCarthy measured the preferences of test subject Franklin."We're extremely pleased with the results of the experiment," Rogers said. "It exceeded our highest expectations, and we're confident that our findings will have far-reaching implications for the coming weekend."
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