Tópico: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

[Thufir Hawat]

"What, Me Worry?"

"A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

"A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!"

"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!"

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"

"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"

"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"

"If you repeat the same grade once you're a dummy-if you repeat it 20 times you're a teacher"

"In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"

"It takes one to know one -- and vice versa!"

"It's funny how no one is ever so busy that they can't find the time to complain.

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"

"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgment!"

"Most siblings won't share anything except embarrassing stories about you!"

"Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!"

"People who borrow will take anything-but a hint"

"Politicians are always trying to convince you that they can solve the unemployment problem if you'll just give them a job!"

"Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!"

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

"Talk is cheap-but say the wrong thing to your parents and it'll cost you!"

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!"

"Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!"

"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"

"The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them!"

"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"

"What Goes up must come down...except, it seems these days,the cost of living!"

"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"

"The problem with learning from experience is that you always get the test before the lesson."

"If you want to be on the upper crust, you need to have a lot of dough."

[Oceanos]

Only english in this topic, please.

[Thufir Hawat]

Only english in this topic, please.

Didn't get it.

[Galileo]