This poem is very cool.  

MY VERY FIRST TIME
The sky was dark 
The moon was high 
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft 
Her eyes were blue 
I knew just what 
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft 
Her legs so fine 
I ran my fingers 
Down her spine 
I didn't know how 
But I tried my best 
I started by placing 
My hands on her breast 
I remember my fear 
My fast beating heart 
But slowly she spread 
Her legs apart 
And when I did it 
I felt no shame 
All at once 
The white stuff came  
At last it's finished  
It's all over now    
My first time ever  
At milking a cow...