Dei uma procurada rápida, e parece que ninguem postou isso aqui antes:
http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/
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<Jehova> Let there be light.
<Jehova> ...
<Jehova> Well, let's call the light day, and the darkness night.
<Jehova> Yes...
<Jehova> well, enough for today
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<Jehova> Mornin
<Jehova> Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters
<Jehova> Now... let's call the firmament... erm, Heaven!
<Jehova> Yes...
<Jehova> nn
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Acho essa IRC Bible muito engraçada. Já li várias vezes.

Gosto principalmente dessa parte:
<Pilate> Really? Are you the operator of #Jews?
<Jesus> If you say so...
<Pilate> Ok, that's that. I find no crime in this man.
<AngryJew> oh come on!
<Priest> He's been spamming all over!
<RomanGuy> Telling everyone he loved them!
<Farisee> this is a family channel, fs! no cybering!
<Pilate> Is that so? Well Jesus, ASL?
<Jesus> 33, male, Galilee
<Pilate> Galilee? \o/ then you need not come to me
<Priest>

<Pilate> Not my jurisdiction. Take him to Herod!
<Farisee> you mean the guy who just happens to be in Jerusalem?
<RomanGuy> How handy!
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<Herod> lol, is that jesus?
<Herod> cool dude, could you like, love me?
<Herod> or do a trick
<Herod> gimme some wine
<Herod> Give your blessing to my 56k and turn it into DSL
<Herod> ...
<Herod> helloooo
* Herod slaps Jesus around a bit with a large trout
Obs: fs = fucks sake