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Don't Stay A Virgin
« Online: 07 de Maio de 2008, 18:54:30 »
A belgium girl wants to save the internet by doing sex with strangers that are virgins.. It's a kinda weird, for further comprehension: http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php



« Última modificação: 07 de Maio de 2008, 18:59:53 por Nightstalker »
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #1 Online: 07 de Maio de 2008, 18:56:54 »
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct

Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

- applicants must be 18yrs old or above

- condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact

- Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

- multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance

- if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity

- applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

- applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer

- Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #2 Online: 07 de Maio de 2008, 18:58:13 »
I wish I could still be virgin (but I think that is not very hard to pretend) and be living in Europe. :/
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #3 Online: 08 de Maio de 2008, 10:58:15 »
I misunderstood.
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #4 Online: 08 de Maio de 2008, 13:21:36 »
Misunderstood? Cynical!

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #5 Online: 06 de Agosto de 2008, 23:00:00 »
"not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer "

Ouch!!! That part hurted.

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #6 Online: 06 de Agosto de 2008, 23:24:13 »
You know, that's QUITE nice of her... :P
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #7 Online: 08 de Agosto de 2008, 03:01:35 »
Is there someone 18 years old+ that is virgin? o.O

:P
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #8 Online: 08 de Agosto de 2008, 08:11:06 »
Is there someone 18 years old+ that is virgin? o.O

:P

Oceanos...........

At least he did not have sexual relations with a woman.

He may be called semi-virgin.


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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #9 Online: 08 de Agosto de 2008, 15:20:00 »
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #10 Online: 09 de Agosto de 2008, 07:40:57 »
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #11 Online: 10 de Agosto de 2008, 00:53:02 »
Wow, nice girl... with a niiiiiicer breast... at least, she's using promiscuity for "teh way 4 phreedom". She would be sanctified. LOL.

BTW... consider that I was 15y in my 1st time. I'm 22y old now; so, for 7y, I'm not virgin.

This would give roughly 66% of my lifespan as a virgin, and 33% as not-virgin. So, by majority of votes of my years, I'm virgin! So, I'll go take my right for the service!

[Ok, ok, I'll shut my mouth up.]
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #12 Online: 13 de Agosto de 2008, 07:41:29 »
She remembers me a porn actress that I dont remember the name now...

Let me look my porn sites... xD

edit: Brandibelle, or something like this...
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #13 Online: 14 de Agosto de 2008, 15:57:02 »
Hail to the Google!

http://www.brandibelle.com/t1/pps=comein/page1.htm (warning, adult content.)
No, it's not her. Tania's breasts are more meaningful to me.
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #14 Online: 28 de Agosto de 2008, 17:08:44 »
I'm virgin..... I'm virgin.....   :eba:  How much does a plane ticket to Belgium cost? :oba:

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #15 Online: 28 de Agosto de 2008, 17:59:58 »
Is there someone 18 years old+ that is virgin? o.O

:P
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #16 Online: 28 de Agosto de 2008, 21:27:43 »
I'm virgin..... I'm virgin.....   :eba:  How much does a plane ticket to Belgium cost? :oba:
More than a local professional would cost. :P
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #17 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 13:41:04 »
is that really serious (pardon mi errros de ingleis... num sou bom pra construir frases :lol:)???

Como ela vai descobrir que o cara não é virgem??? (tentei construir em ingreis mas achei melhor em portugues hehe)
SOrry..
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #18 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 13:52:30 »
F***ing br**st!
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Em 18 de janeiro de 2010, ainda não vejo motivo para postar aqui. Estou nos fóruns Ateus do Brasil, Realidade, RV.  Se a Moderação reconquistar meu respeito, eu volto.  Questão de coerência.

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #19 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 13:56:12 »
I don't think I could pretend to be a virgin for her. Since I'm too dam good in bed, I ain't able to fake I don't know how to do it.
But when she realize I am not virgin, I don't think she would want to stop.

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #20 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 14:04:28 »
is that really serious (pardon mi errros de ingleis... num sou bom pra construir frases :lol:)???

Como ela vai descobrir que o cara não é virgem??? (tentei construir em ingreis mas achei melhor em portugues hehe)
SOrry..

You tried to mean "How would she realize the guy isn't virgin?".

Well, there are a great diference in the performace between a virgin and an experienced man like me. A virgin usualy move the shoulders beside the humps.
Probably the most effective way to fake be a virgin is make under her and try move little.
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #21 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 14:33:24 »
Citar
ou tried to mean "How would she realize the guy isn't virgin?
Yeah, that is the question.

The BrandiBelle is Great Idea...
If I was a girl, that be the way I choose to make money... huahauhauh

Se tiver errado, num posso fazer nada, a não ser admitir que não sei escrver em ingles hauahuah....
(Tive dificuldade pra entender a parte do - make under her and try move little- vou ver se o santo google me ajuda)


P.S. esse é o unico topico em que participarei, porque se eu for participar não vou conseguir escrever no idioma proposto, aí vou descumprir as normas... enfim, preciso learn um pouco mais...
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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #22 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 16:00:57 »
Citar
ou tried to mean "How would she realize the guy isn't virgin?
Yeah, that is the question.

The BrandiBelle is Great Idea...
If I was a girl, that be the way I choose to make money... huahauhauh

"If I were a girl, that would be the way I choose to make money."


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(Tive dificuldade pra entender a parte do - make under her and try move little- vou ver se o santo google me ajuda)

"fazer por baixo e se mover pouco".

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #23 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 16:10:49 »
"not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer "

Ouch!!! That part hurted.

If the man has Phimosis,  the foreskin may tear and bleed during the sexual act. It's recomended to seek a urologist for a circumcision before perform the sexual act.

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Re: Don't Stay A Virgin
« Resposta #24 Online: 06 de Setembro de 2008, 16:26:43 »
Hey, people, besides the girl being hot, we wish to fake being virgins for fuck her and so on, what about her idea at all?
*The internet is the greatest way of sharing knowledge and info. (OK :ok:)
*There are many virgin internet users . (let's say it is ok  :umm:)
*It's is a threat to internet freedom of spreach. (hum :?: Slippery slope fallacy)
*So she performe sex with them.

It sounds to me a (bad) excuse for her being a slut.

 

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