Tópico: Teste: você teria sido um nazista?

[Unknown]

A pergunta que o teste faz é: uma pessoa com suas atitudes e crenças teria sido nazista no contexto alemão da época de Hitler?

Meu resultado:

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Führer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!



Compared to other takers

You scored 38% on brainwashworthy, higher than 47% of your peers.
You scored 9% on antitolerant, higher than 2% of your peers.
You scored 43% on patriotic, higher than 57% of your peers.

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[Dodo]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Renato T]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achei esse teste fraquin...

[Stéfano]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Südenbauer]

ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 86% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

[Andre]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

[FxF]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Buckaroo Banzai]

Meu resultado:

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic


Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



You scored 15% on brainwashworthy, higher than 7% of your peers.

13/100
You scored 18% on antitolerant, higher than 13% of your peers.

21/100
You scored 24% on patriotic, higher than 21% of your peers.

[Herf]

É um daqueles testes em que o cara já deduz o resultado a partir das respostas que dá.

[Dr. Manhattan]

Aqui vai o meu:

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Penny Lane]

Não preciso nem fazer pra saber o resultado...

[Luiz Souto]

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

Nada que eu não soubesse...

[Buckaroo Banzai]

É um daqueles testes em que o cara já deduz o resultado a partir das respostas que dá.

Não preciso nem fazer pra saber o resultado...

Nazistas, não é?



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[Penny Lane]

Eu, infelizmente seria

[Buckaroo Banzai]

Hummm... você é muito cerebralmente lavável, intolerante e cegamente patriótica? Sinto muito...

[Penny Lane]

Eu não sei até que ponto Buckaroo

Eu estou tentando mudar isso, tanto que, o impossível aconteceu comigo, a velha história de cuspir e cair na testa, se é que você me entende.