Tópico: Shit happens

[André T.]

Fonte: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html

    *  TAOISM: Shit happens.
    * CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
    * ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
    * JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
    * ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
    * COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
    * CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
    * PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
    * SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
    * ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
    * UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
    * RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
    * JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
    * REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
    * MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
    * AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
    * ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
    * NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
    * AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
    * QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
    * FORTEANISM: No shit??
    * 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
    * VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
    * NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
    * DEISM: Shit just happens.
    * EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
    * SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
    * CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
    * BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
    * SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
    * HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
    * WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
    * HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
    * THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
    * DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
    * SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
    * JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
    * MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
    * HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
    * BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
    * STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
    * OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
    * EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
    * REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
    * FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
    * CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
    * EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
    * DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
    * RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
    * CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
    * MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
    * RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.