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[10] viXra:1001.0009 [pdf] submitted on 8 Jan 2010
Summary of Recent Papers Written and Instructed by Authority that is Me, Jesus Christ
Authors: Jesus Christ
Comments: 3 Pages. Dictated by Jesus Christ to V. Christianto


[37] viXra:1004.0129 [pdf] submitted on 29 Apr 2010
The Meaning of the Singularity: 2. Astro-Sociology: Predicting the Presence of Twin Planets (Short Version)
Authors: Alon Retter
Comments: 7 pages.
We present a remarkable analogy between the human society and Astronomy. Please keep an open mind as the resemblance is both qualitative and quantitative. We link stars and children with persons and planets. The two genders are matched with cool and hot stars and with gas and solid planets. The mean values of the distributions of star multiples and US households are almost identical. Moreover, an amazing resemblance between the two curves is evident. In addition, the distribution of gas / solid planets is similar to that of boys / girls as well, and the fit could improve once selection effects are considered. Monte Carlo simulations suggest that our results are significant at a confidence level of 99.9%! We thus predict that about a third of stars harbor planets and that stars are equally divided between hot and cool stars and planets between gas and solid planets. The presence of 4 gas and 4 solid planets in the solar system supports our prediction. We forecast that the mean number of planets around host stars should be near two, and vision the presence of twin planets that share the same orbit. The wealth of known extra-solar planets should already contain a few such systems.

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Re: vixra.org: onde os "cientistas" criacionistas deveriam postar seus artigos
« Resposta #1 Online: 04 de Junho de 2010, 17:23:25 »
Algumas figurinhas que postaram suas teorias malucas neste forum tambem deviam tentar o vixra

Lembro-me de um sujeito que queria ressuscitar o éter na física e que ficava fazendo papel de gênio incompreendido pelos cientistas céticos malvados e de um outro que alegava viver sem comer coisa alguma.

Iriam se sentir em casa lá. Com certeza teriam muitas afinidades intelectuais(???) com o Florentin Smarandache.
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Re: vixra.org: onde os "cientistas" criacionistas deveriam postar seus artigos
« Resposta #2 Online: 04 de Junho de 2010, 22:24:50 »
nossa, não existem limites para as asneiras que podemos pensar?
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Re: vixra.org: onde os "cientistas" criacionistas deveriam postar seus artigos
« Resposta #3 Online: 04 de Junho de 2010, 22:31:08 »
nossa, não existem limites para as asneiras que podemos pensar?

Há muito já me convenci que não.

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