Essa é uma Enciclopédia ao contrário, o maior objetivo é ensinar errado, zoando tudo e todos.
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"The Evil Atheist Conspiracy (aka EAC) is a benevolent and charitable order of individuals bent on the enslavement of the Earth and, if time permits, the Universe. The EAC also seeks to promote understanding and unity between all faiths, so that they can be wiped out in one single, devastating strike."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evil_Atheist_Conspiracy"Atheism is a highly secretive religion devoted to private worship of the ultimate, all powerful god Athe. Their goal is to improve society by persuading people to join them in their faith through cunning arguments of why it's better than anyone else's."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Atheism"Brazil is a tiny tropical island off the coast of Northern Scotland. It is home to several snorkelling breeds of Eskimo pies and is run entirely by dogs. The dogs invaded the island in early 2005, armed with nothing but nunchukas and doggy dog courage, they pushed the 150 million human inhabitants into the sea, where they now live amongst such celebrities as the little mermaid. Prior to dogs rule, DR (2005 onwards) Brazil was a great bastion of Latin American Soccer Hooligan-Shenanigenism. Brazil was also known for its topless chick-esque culture of no clothesism."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Brazil"Scientists
Followers of Scientology.
Scientology stayed quite quiet throughout the crusades, that's why no-one noticed it"
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scientists"Evolution is a process that allows dinosaurs to lay chicken eggs and monkeys to give birth to humans. Usually evolution is seen to be a sign of progress, but this doesn't explain George W. Bush. Evolution was a popular pseudoscience in the late twentieth century, before scientists finally proved the truth of Creationism.
The religion of evolution is characterised by the assertion that all humans originated in antiquity from a single created being, named Eve.
Eve was a mate created as an Act of Will (Latin volute) from a boar rib by Adam, after the Cylons had wiped out the rest of the human race in a war.
The destruction and rebirth via Will of the Human Race is a central tenet of Evolutionism. The central Evolutionism book of dogma, the Bable, describes many such events. Noah's purchase of his wife using the gold found at the end of the rainbow after the flood was one. Doctor Frankenstein creating a woman from body parts after the Industrial Revolution, and Moses transforming Pharoah's staff into a girl after the seven plagues are also typical.
Evolution is contrasted by revolution, where instead of waiting a generation for change, one thing is changed into another directly. For instance college students have been known to transform into asses.
Evolution is the opposite of goodolution, and should the two theories ever meet they will destroy each other in an explosion of apathy not seen since the tragedy in Sudan.
Chuck Norris is seen as the best achievement of evolution today. The second best achievement of evolution are the Cylons. Hilary Duff evolved pretty good as well, from Lizzie McGuire to Ivana Humpalot.
To date, there is more proof of the possibility of evolution than any other theory or religious dogma. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evolution"George "Whinybastard" Bush, also known as Darth Shitious or Darth "Dubya" (born on December 43, 1600 at a temperature of 30°C) is the current God-Emperor of Mankind, czar of the United Dodgeball League and the biggest disgrace to America. He is also the Lord of the fatherland. He is believed to be a breed of dog, called the Moronicocius. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to scanner Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign, with help from his senior political advisor Brick Tamland. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others, and the latest Sith incumbent according to yet others. He is believed by some to have fathered a new race of hybrid human/monkey super lawyers. In accordance with the traditional laws of superheroes, George Bush also has three devastating weaknesses: pretzels, Segways and John Wayne Bobbitt."
"In 2005, George W. Bush proposed a bill that would make him the supreme chancelor of the senate. He also proposed that in war-time, he could be given emergency powers and assemble a supreme army of the Republic with which to fight the evil Democratic Seperatists. At wars end, he would relinquish those powers..." hehehe
"Science as a point of view
George Bush's totalitarian capitalist views have led him to obvious conclusion that science is in fact merely a slightly unruly branch of the legal system. He advocates Intelligent design being taught at schools (see Fallacy), and is in good company with many who feel that it should be taught to Microsoft. Subversive organisations like the National Academy of Sciences have been exposed as outdated adherents of such barbaric practices as 'research' and even the obscene 'peer review'. Their theorems have been comprehensively disproven by teams of crack lawyers led by Philip Cooney, who has proven beyond reasonable doubt that Global Warming is in fact a breach of the 29th Amendment of the Constitution and therefore impossible. The validity of this position was further strengthened by reknowned sciento-lobbyist Myron Ebell who has no hidden agenda (and anyone who says otherwise will be sued by his employer, Exxon).
George Bush is widely expected to declare war on Antarctica if it even thinks about shedding another iceberg the size of Rhode Island. Such action is clearly provocative and unacceptable. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_W_Bush(Não deixem de ver a 2a foto da página)
O povo adora ele....
Creationism
The idea that God was so bored out of his mind he spent 6 days creating everything in the Universe, and for good measure put in several jokes to fool us into believing it must have taken him much longer. It is clear from this that God was not a graduate student, for if he was he'd have rested for six days and pulled an all-nighter sunday. One theory is that this is the case, thereby explaining dark matter as being composed of discarded Mt. Dew bottles.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Creationism"Unintelligent Design
Any of several branches of theology that state the world was designed, just not very well.
All mainstream theologians teach some form of unintelligent design. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Unintelligent_Design"Cylon Evolution
God decided that Cylons were not annoying enough, and decided to try Evolution on them, as God and the Sci Fi Channel remade the Battlestar Galactica and the Cylons which created the New Battlestar Galactica universe with some minor changes like Starbuck is a woman, Captain Apollo is a momma's boy, Colonel Tigh is white and suffers from alcoholism, and the colony took up Kitten Huffing which lead them to use Microsoft Windows for their starships and the Cylons uploaded spyware to disable them and kill off most of the humans. Currently the Cylons stay one step behind the Battlestar Galactica to guide them back to Earth and wipe out the human race again so history can repeat itself, because God is cool like that. First God remade the Cylons in the image of the Terminators mixed with bits from the Classic Cylons, and they worked for a bit. Yet God decided that it was too much like New Coke, and why should humans have all the fun, so God Evolved the Cylons to look and act like humans, yet be faster, stronger, smarter, and sexier than humans are. Apparently God is cool like that, as God loves the Cylons. Too bad he hates us. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cylons"Jedi master of Middle Earth. Obi-Wan Kenobi (also known as Gentle Ben Kenobi) appeared in Gondor early in the Second Age and became part of the Fellowship of the Ring, replacing Gandalf after he was killed by the minions of Sauron.
Born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, from Uncle Sam and Toby Kenobi. With the destruction of their planet imminent, the infant Obi-Wan was sealed in a mason jar and launched by catapult on an intercept trajectory to Earth. Found and raised by wolves, he founded rome in 1997. He became proficient in many martial arts. He invented the Banana in 816 BC."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Obi-Wan_Kenobi"Random chance
The process by which Justin Timberlake became famous. The opposite of skill and talent. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Random_chance"Windows (also known as Windwoes or Winblows or Windoze or Windo$e) is a thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition proving that Microsoft (Or microsucks, M$, Might go soft and many more) are a bunch of feeble old geeks with nothing more to do than screw the general public with their fine software."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Windows"CTRL-ALT-DEL
To all Windows users eventually comes the knowledge of three magical objects, the powers of which can only be limited by unforeseen and unfortunately often occurring events. The power of the Keys of Termination, as these objects are known, combines the individual powers of Control, Alteration and Deletion. 3 keys that have saved the world on numerous occasions. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/CTRL-ALT-DEL"Satanists
People who love god and do his bidding. It was from this practice that the concept of 'tentacle rape' came in, due to the fact that god is sometimes turned on by tentacles making sex to women. The truth, however, is that every time it was completely consensual because god used his mind control powers on them. Satanists can often be found doing volunteer work on christian holidays such as Christmas and Jesusdeathmas (also known as Easter). They help at homeless shelters preparing food such as hobo stew, piss poor pie and mush.
Pagans are often confused as being satanists, but are not. They are aliens. "
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SatanistsLegal também (o tópico tava ficando muito grande):
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/MacGyverhttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Trekhttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_Designhttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsofthttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Captain_Janewayhttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Captain_Kirkhehehe, muito doido.
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