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Offline Südenbauer

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Offline Vexille

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Re.: Citações cristãs
« Resposta #1 Online: 12 de Outubro de 2005, 20:20:34 »
Hahaha, só tem PEÇA.

"If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it."  :D

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Re.: Citações cristãs
« Resposta #2 Online: 12 de Outubro de 2005, 21:18:14 »
Deus me presenteou com o ateísmo...

Vou avisar aos meus próximos para que se algum dia eu perder metade do meu cérebro e começar a falar frases similares as que estão no link, eles devem me matar.
"Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat

Bow to Leper Messiah"

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« Resposta #3 Online: 13 de Outubro de 2005, 09:26:04 »
Citação de: Perseus
Deus me presenteou com o ateísmo...

Vou avisar aos meus próximos para que se algum dia eu perder metade do meu cérebro e começar a falar frases similares as que estão no link, eles devem me matar.


Excelente idéia... 8-)
Onde houver fé, que eu leve a dúvida...

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« Resposta #4 Online: 13 de Outubro de 2005, 10:18:46 »
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J. B. Stoner (White Supremacist)



    "We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created.... I praise God all the time for AIDS."

    "AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and Niggers, and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out."

Alguem pode infectar esse ai com aids por favor?

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Jay Grimstead (Coalition on Revival)

    

    "We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way."

Tem certeza? :twisted:

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Jerry Falwell



    "We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself."

    "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."

    "The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc."

    "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

    "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."


Tipo, acho que mata-lo não caracteriza como homicidio.

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Joseph Morecraft (Chalcedon Presbyterian Church)

"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."

Deixa os fanaticos de outras religiões causar desse ai

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Kay O'Connor (Kansas Senate Republican)

"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote."

Então por que virou politica o criatura.
E eu não sei qual eu odeio mais: Mulheres feministas fanaticas que queerem que o homem faça tudo que elas faziam e ela fazer o que o homem fazia ou essas ai que são machistas fanaticas.

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Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin

“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.”



Sim, sim assim como o severino. Deus ja ta muito velinho e ficou senil, e não deveria poder votar.

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Pat Buchanan (Presidential Candidate)



    "Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free."

    "There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The "negroes" of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours."

    "Rail as they will about 'discrimination,' women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism."



Tipo, esse ai é horrivel: Fanatico Religioso, Machista E Racista. Outro que provavelmente não é considerado assassinato matar.


Vixe esse Pat Robertson vai ter que ser aos poucos.
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Pat Robertson (Christian Coalition)

"The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers."

Sim, sim. Os ingleses, portugueses e europeus em geral que foram para a africa eram mulçumanos.

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"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different...More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."


E tambem é o que vocês religiosos fanaticos querem fazer com todos os não catolicos.

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"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things seem to go together."

Sim, os homosexuais estavam do lado de Hittler que queria extermina-los, assim como os Satanistas tambem, e ainda sim o papa era amiguinho de Hittler.

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"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
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Eu tenho que concordar que feministas fanaticas são tão ruins quanto machistas fanaticos, mas a igualdade de direitos e deveres é otima. Não entendo qual o problema deles com isso.

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"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."



Deixo para outros comentarem

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"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."

E se não se casarem? A sim isso é pecado né?

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"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

Eu não vejo muitos gays tentando contaminar outros.

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"[Planned Parenthood] is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism – everything that the Bible condemns."

E caso não tenha a humanidade vai entrar em crise.

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Robert T. Lee (Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments)




    "Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse."

    "You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says."

    "Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God."

    "Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."

    "The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy."

LET'S GET MEDIEVAL.
Esse ai adoraria viver na epoca feudal.

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Rush Limbaugh

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"

De preferencia em si mesmo ta?
"The patient refused an autopsy."

Offline Marcelo Terra

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Re.: Citações cristãs
« Resposta #5 Online: 13 de Outubro de 2005, 11:34:41 »
Esse troço é sério ou zoação?

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Re.: Citações cristãs
« Resposta #6 Online: 13 de Outubro de 2005, 14:25:25 »
É, porque vocês sabem, a AIDS só dá em homossexuais.



Ah, espera.

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« Resposta #7 Online: 13 de Outubro de 2005, 14:56:34 »
As de Macaco-Bush são as mais sem noção...

 

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