Que é isso gente, o Bush, motivo de chacota? Pois o Bush é um gênio perto do Dan Quayle, vice-presidente de seu pai. Inclusive, muitas citações atribuídas a George W. Bush, na verdade, são gafes de Dan Quayle. Algumas:
"For NASA, space is still a high priority. "
"I believe we are on an
irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. "
"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future. "
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child. "
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. "
"It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back. "
"It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side. "
"It's a very good historical book about history. "
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. "
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. "
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us. "
"The future will be better tomorrow. "
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. "
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world. "