Tópico: Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred

[Eleitor de Mário Oliveira]

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Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Tarcísio]

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

HAheahehAEH

Muito boa.

[OldSkull]

É do And now for something completely diferent, puta filme foda!

[Diegojaf]

Nossa... esses caras são muito engraçados... já tenho os 3 filmes...

[Tarcísio]

Que filmes?

[Snake]

É do And now for something completely diferent, puta filme foda!

Essa música está no filme "O Sentido da Vida".

[Diegojaf]

Que filmes?

O Sentido da Vida, Em Busca do Cálice Sagrado e A Vida de Brian...

Todos muito bons... em especial A Vida de Brian

[Dark Angel]

 

Pessoal: Digam não ao disperdício de esperma!! Nada de "punhetas"...

[Dark Angel]

E lembrem-se de que vocês já foram um espermatozóide um dia... E entre milhões deles, você foi o único que conseguiu! (a menos que tenha irmão gêmeo, claro...). Portanto, parabéns. Dentre o sagrado esperma, VOCÊ foi o escolhido. Então, você é MAIS do que sagrado. "Viva nóis!"

[OldSkull]

É do And now for something completely diferent, puta filme foda!

Essa música está no filme "O Sentido da Vida".

ooops... tem razão!