Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil Lyrics
The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evils holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no...
Your ticket is your soul
Emerald Rose - Santa Claus is Pagan, Too!
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!
Hes got that Buddha belly and his top`s the Holly King
You dressed him in that British coat, the cap`s a Nordic thing
You took the horns right off his head and stuck them on his deer
But he still flies high like Jupiter with a belly-full of beer!
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!
Now history says Christ was likely not a Capricorn
But if you want to share the Yule, we don`t care when he's born
Come join the celebration of the Sun King`s bright rebirth
And if you practice what you preach, we`ll all have peace on Earth!
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!
Now Santa`s way more jolly than most Christians might require
And if he weren`t so busy he'd be dancing `round the fire
Yeah, you can call it Christmas `cause you got us way out-gunned
But just you wait till Beltane, then we`ll see who`s having fun!
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!
Christmas In An Old Man's Hat
Oh mother dear, one Christmas day
Again I must complain
I wonder it is Santa Claus
For Christmas sake again
You see there's little Jenny Brown
She's kept so many things
Dolls and sweet and teddy bears
Clothes and golden rings
Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat
Hey put a penny in the old man's hat
Light up the fire, the wind's blowing cold
Santa Claus is getting old
Oh mother, Jenny has so much
But still it's not enough
But little Peter down the road
Got none of all the stuff
He's cold and hungry can't you see
There's holes in both his shoes
No toys for him, no clothes and sweets
And no Christmas goods
Christmas is coming ...
Oh child, I understand you now
It seems it is not right
Some children live all in the dark
While others' homes are light
But Santa Claus is not to blame
A-pouring of his load
But Jenny Brown should simply share
With Peter down the road
Christmas is coming ...