Tópico: Pra qual círculo do inferno você vai?

[Stéfano]

algum consolo ei de ter, nem que seja passar a mão na bunda do fidel. hahahaha.

...ou esconder o charuto dele.

não tenho este tipo de sonho revolucionário.

Você não irá para o inferno para realizar seus sonhos, mas sim seus pesadelos.

Mas isso não seria um sonho do Fidel ?

[Zeichner]

A verdade é que o Zeichner vai acabar fumando junto com ele.

Fumando charuto cubano e jogando pôquer com o diabo, tomando cerveja quente e vendo o clássico XV de piracicaba contra o XV de Jaú.

Será que o inferno pode também ser divertido?

[Lion]

Putz... quanta pergunta, sei lá se respondi tudo certo
Parece que o 6° nível vai ficar lotado com a galera do CC 

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Geotecton]

Putz... quanta pergunta, sei lá se respondi tudo certo
Parece que o 6° nível vai ficar lotado com a galera do CC 

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Eu passei pelo 6° pois meu elevador parou no 7°.

[Luiz F.]

Tópico meio antigo, mas fiz o teste e eu vou pro 7° círculo

[José H.]

Jurava que iria para o level 7, mas resultou em "extreme" provável level 6.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Me deu vontade de jogar Dante's Inferno agora.
Só uma pergunta: quem não vai pro inferno?

[José H.]

Para termos uma idéia melhor do que nos espera:

[Geotecton]

A festa vai ser legal!

[Gaúcho]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

 

[romeu7]

Level 6 pra mim.

[Price]

Amadores...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Purgatory - Repending Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful    Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous    Very High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious    Extreme
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy    Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Extreme
Level 7 - Violent    Extreme
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Extreme

[Fenrir]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Prefiro ir para lá que para um paraiso onde leões comem capim e anjinhos ficam dedilhando musiquinhas gospel em suas harpas - com certeza não deve ter metal lá

[Zero]

Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low